I have the world’s worst cold right now. Actually, I appear to be on the down side of it, which means I have a stuffy, runny nose, I’m tired, but I am now blessed with the energy to want to put everything I own into the washing machine on the hottest, most violent setting in the hopes that I can kill this awful thing before it spreads. I came home from work early on Thursday with it when my nose started running uncontrollably. I went back to work on Friday because I thought I could manage it with DayQuil, lots of water, and pluck; it turned out to be a bad mistake, because the four-hour DayQuil only lasted about two hours at a time, and I came home with shuddery chills, a sinus headache, and ended up going to bed at 4:oo PM and not getting up until the next morning (popping a fever of almost 101 in the interim). I only left the couch yesterday for hourly pee-breaks and water refills; mostly immobile, I watched two documentaries on NetFlix: Winnebago Man (in which I learned that people are complicated) and Man on Wire (in which I learned that French people are complicated and also, sometimes, charmingly bat-shit crazy). Of the two, I recommend the latter, although both are good. I almost watched Food Inc., but decided against it because I really need to eat food a lot right now. Oh, and I also read at a book (Nathan Rabin’s The Big Rewind) in between falling-asleeps. Or at least I think I did. I seemed to be waking up with it on my chest an awful lot. Which is not meant as a review of the book; I hazily remember it being quite entertaining.
Poor J. There’s no way he’s not getting this cold.
Also, I listened to a whole bunch of music this week: Adam and the Ants, Ryan Adams, Barry Adamson, Scissor Sisters, Michael Jackson, The Adverts and Aerosmith. Standouts were Ryan Adams’ Heartbreaker and Barry Adamson’s Oedipus Schmoedipus (which I liked even though J found it mostly creepy). I have listened to so much Aerosmith this morning, you guys: Pump, Rocks, and Toys in the Attic. Honestly, the only one of the three I would listen to again in its entirety is probably Pump. Listening to the Afghan Whigs right now, because they were next. And we are shrugging.
All right. Time to change over another load of laundry. Then, I’ll set fire to the couch. Just to be sure.